Hello, my name is Morgan Overcash and I believe that orgasm is the key to world peace.
Now, I know that this topic is a strange one to tackle on a Sunday, but I figured I should really bring my third blogging attempt in with a bang! Why? Because I do believe that if people had more satisfying sex lives, the world would be a better place.
Sex is exercise, hopefully the most fun exercise you will ever have the pleasure (no pun intended...okay, yes, pun intended) of experiencing. Sex, like exercise, gets you all worked up, breathing hard, and sweaty. And when you achieve orgasm, your body releases estrogen, endorphins, and a fantastic hormone called oxytocin (which I like to call the "cuddle hormone.") This sexy cocktail of hormones is as purifying as having a good night's sleep, as fulfilling as landing that promotion, and as energizing as three shots of espresso minus the after crash. It's delicious, orgasm is.
Now think for a second. Wouldn't you think that if we put aside a little time for date night, for foreplay, for sex and orgasms the world would be a happier place? Everyone walking around with brighter smiles, luminous skin (yeah, take a picture of yourself before doing the deed and then another after and see the effect! It's better than a microdermabrasion), and seizing the day with some gusto! I bet you the petty things would be a lot easier to let go...
And guys and gals, it's the holiday season. A time for giving! Why not get yourself or your loved one something really special? Something that will make the world a happier place to live in and, at the same time, will make your life so much more exciting and wonderful. I want orgasms for all the good people of the world!
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